Tuesday, September 9, 2008

o.j. simpson pimpin not Homer!!!


Okay, so we could very well be jumping the uhhh…knife here, but hell, if you can get off on murder charges (of course we all know he didn’t do it…), what are the chances of getting convicted on simple robbery charges:

OJ Simpson was back in the dock yesterday, nearly 13 years after he was sensationally acquitted of murdering his wife. But it could take at least a week to select a jury that is not biased by the 61-year-old American Football star’s notoriety. District Judge Jackie Glass told the court: “What happened then, happened then. “If you think you are going to punish Mr Simpson for what happened in 1995, this is not the case for you.” Simpson faces a life sentence if he is convicted of robbing two sports memorabilia collectors at gunpoint in a Las Vegas Hotel last September.

Go get ‘em OJ! We mean that in the figurative sense, of course.

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