Thursday, February 19, 2009

Bristol Palin Says Abstinence Is Silly, Mmmkay?

people accused her of being the real mother to her brother, Alaskan Governor Sarah Palin’s retarded son. I mean, that has got to be rough, to be a pregnant, unwed teen mother that’s also being scrutinized for giving birth to your mother’s retarded kid, even though you didn’t cause you were busy making your own baby. Anyways, Bristol gave an interview to Fox news where she candidly made some points that had her sounding more intelligent than her mother.

For more on that Bristol and her interview check it out after the jump>>>

Bristol Palin says she doesn’t regret giving birth to her son at all, which I guess is acceptable, cause what else is there to do in Alaska but get bored and have sex? Which brings up the point of abstinence. Bristol pointed out that it is ideal to wait until you are married to have sex, but actually believing that teenagers will wait is, “not realistic at all.”

Well of course it isn’t realistic. Clearly Bristol realized the joy of sex super early and couldn’t help herself from going to bone down town with her boyfriend, and the father of her young son. At least Bristol was able to admit it during an interview. I am always amazed by people that run around preaching abstinence. Is it really possible? I mean, I know it is, but shouldn’t you tell your children it is best to abstain from sex BUT if you’re gonna do the horizontal mambo please be responsible?

According the Bristol the worst part of the pregnancy was telling her parents. She apparently faced the firing squad when she announced she was preggers, but like any good parents she said they supported her decision to keep her baby as though she were Madonna and they were Danny Aiello…Papa Don’t Preach, right?

Now that Bristol has exhausted her final fifteen minutes, she’ll probably fade away into obscurity with her boring husband and young son. If not, maybe she’ll end up like Pauly Shore. Awesome.

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