Wednesday, November 5, 2008

The Answer: Detroit


A.I. is being traded to Detroit, for bobble-headed Chauncey Billups:

The tentative trade between the Detroit Pistons and the Denver Nuggets should become official within the next couple of hours. While the key players in the trade remain Pistons guard Chauncey Billups and top reserve Antonio McDyess for Denver’s Allen Iverson, McDyess’ reluctance to be included in the deal may be resolved.

Allen Iverson will make $22 million this season, the final year of his contract, which will create massive cap space for the Pistons next summer. Rasheed Wallace’s $13.7 million also comes off the books after this season. They’re making one more run at a title before rebuilding. Enjoy, Pistons fans.

The Detroit Pistons are like a nice Black girl trying to win the heart of a Black NBA player over a white girl: they just can’t win. Hopefully, the addition of A.I. will be the “Answer” and they can finally seal the deal on their league title.

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