Saturday, December 26, 2009

top ten vids of 09

10. Cops Beating Up A 15-Year-Old Girl

We knew cops could be vicious, but when cameras caught Seattle cops beating this 15-year-old girl in her holding cell it was clear 5-0 have reached a new level of brutality

9. Katt Williams Keeps Getting Arrested But Says He’s No Cat Burglar

When Katt Williams wasn’t getting picked up on weapons charges, he was headed to the slammer for stealing. The popular comedian still had loyal fans who waited outside jail for his release, but after listening to his deranged explanation for being locked up, how many of them can actually believe Katt’s not up to no good?8. Pretty Ricky’s Spectacular Puts On A Show

The boniest of R&B bump and grinders Pretty Ricky put on his red bikini thongs and set off widespread eyeball scarring with his overly eager wind game.


Kid Takes Up Boozing And Robbing Christmas Presents To Join Dad Behind Bars

This year’s award for “I Wanted To Do Hoodrat Stuff” goes to this little tyke who is already sneaking out the house, robbing, guzzling Bud Light and cross-dressing. At four-years-old. Nice.



Hurricane Chris Performs “Halle Berry” For Louisiana Legislature

It’s a sad day in America when Hurricane Chris is held up as an example of a role model for rapping about Halle look-a-likes in front of a room full of politicians. We still can’t believe this actually happened, SMH!


5.Charles Hamilton Gets Punched By A Girl

The pink-polo clad rapper really showed his soft side when the whole world watched him get clocked by his ex for bragging about going raw, and her having an abortion.


4.Columbian Man Castrates Himself To Avoid Cheating On His Wife

We’ve heard of cutting off your nose to spite your face, but this is taking it a bit too far. See what you’ve done Tiger? Folks are gelding themselves now to avoid creepin’ on their wives.


3.Lady Gaga Has A Peen

Gaga let it all hang out at this music festival, and as offended as her “beautiful vajayjay” might be about talks of her hermaphrodite status, now that those nuts have seen daylight there’s no stuffin them back in her skirt.

2. Stephon Marbury Acts A Damn Fool For The Cameras

He laughs, he cries, he eats Vaseline. He’s a Malibu Barbie! No! He’s just Stephon Marbury, the biggest Attention Whore to ever disgrace the Knicks.

1. 16-Year-Old Honor Student Derrion Albert Beaten To Death By Chicago Gang Members

The senseless death of Derrion Albert brought a spotlight to the crazy state of Chicago youth. This video made gang violence difficult to watch and impossible to swallow.

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